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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Dorito Dreams

As soon as I caught wind of the new Doritos contest I was all over it, like myself on a bag of chips.

Here's the deal.  Doritos has made most of a commercial presenting two new chip flavours--Chicken Wings N' Ranch and Onion Rings N' Ketchup. Like all things Doritos, the ad wavers between kitsch and pop culture. 

 
Doritos-The End



Contestants must write an ending to this cyber chip quest and be voted into the top 14 to be considered for the grand prize.  Although Doritos has put out some hugely viral competitions in the past (such as the Spice 2.0 video winners), there have never been such incredible prizes.

First of all, the winner has the honor of declaring which flavor will be banished and which will take to the shelves.  Then there is the mere 25 000$ prize lot, plus 1% of the winning chips sales.  Finally, and here is the creamy dip side-order to this whole contest, the winner will also become the first member of Doritos Think Tank, granting them the opportunity to provide feedback on upcoming projects.

This is the real deal Golden Ticket to the Willy Wonka factory and I am that annoying fat girl  Violet Beauregarde, who blows up into a giant blueberryafter snatching up the chewing gum that makes you feel like you've eatien a 3 course meal.



Someone is going to have to send in the Oompa-Loompas, because I will definitely need to be rolled out of the Think Tank.

To little astonishment, I have created an ending worthy of the Doritos contest and am desperate to win.  Please visit  THIS link to read and vote for my ending.

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