Wish List

It is with heavy heart that I embark on this blog post as I am currently in the midst of a 12 day cleanse. No, it's not a chip only cleanse.  It's pretty much the opposite.

So, in the name of therapy or some kind of darker masochistic purpose, here is a list of all the things I wish I could eat right now:

rootbeer nacho doritios  hickory sticks bits n bites meatball sandwiches cheesey bread sticks hot lips regular ruffles cheese puffs onion rings poutine walnut cakes nerds those licorice cables with white sugar
in the middle swiss cheese ringalso  pecorion spaghetti ravioli ricotta red wine whiskey double thick
cheddar ruffles smarftood sweet n salty munchie mix boiled hotdogs with new england-style buns
pretzels sun chips jube jubes jelly beans sour patch kids skittles zero chocolate bar onion rings
n' ketchup doritos mint aero candy corn butter fingers pretzel m&m tootsie rolls hershey
kisses winegums licorice allsorts red velvet cupcakes cheese curds york peppermint
paddies cheese strings bagel  chips duggans 9 grilled cheese with processed kraft
singles cool ranch doritos chocolate milk cappuccinos strawberry jam sour
cream n bacon ruffles peanut m&m  croissants gravyrhubarb pie soy
sauce crispy crunch jolly ranchers  sweettarts poopeye cigarettes
frozen yogurt with gummie bears peanut butter
cookies macaroons  bacon stuffing pop
rocks bubble tape oatmeal stout
wasabi peas tostitos with
melty cheese and
sourcream
cheesies
tacos
nibs.

Dorito Dreams

As soon as I caught wind of the new Doritos contest I was all over it, like myself on a bag of chips.

Here's the deal.  Doritos has made most of a commercial presenting two new chip flavours--Chicken Wings N' Ranch and Onion Rings N' Ketchup. Like all things Doritos, the ad wavers between kitsch and pop culture. 

 

Doritos-The End

Contestants must write an ending to this cyber chip quest and be voted into the top 14 to be considered for the grand prize.  Although Doritos has put out some hugely viral competitions in the past (such as the Spice 2.0 video winners), there have never been such incredible prizes.

First of all, the winner has the honor of declaring which flavor will be banished and which will take to the shelves.  Then there is the mere 25 000$ prize lot, plus 1% of the winning chips sales.  Finally, and here is the creamy dip side-order to this whole contest, the winner will also become the first member of Doritos Think Tank, granting them the opportunity to provide feedback on upcoming projects.

This is the real deal Golden Ticket to the Willy Wonka factory and I am that annoying fat girl  Violet Beauregarde, who blows up into a giant blueberryafter snatching up the chewing gum that makes you feel like you've eatien a 3 course meal.

Someone is going to have to send in the Oompa-Loompas, because I will definitely need to be rolled out of the Think Tank.

To little astonishment, I have created an ending worthy of the Doritos contest and am desperate to win.  Please visit  THIS link to read and vote for my ending.

Chip Art

Champion chip artist Emma Minigan has captured the meaning of life in one glorious sketch.

 

May this union be forever honored.  Thanks Emma!